January the 8th, 1216 A.D.
January 8th, 2007 by Captain NereusDisaster!
The scoundrel! He’s completely halted work on my new ship, and skipped out of town! Something about wanting to become a troubador. He left a note. A note! He didn’t even have the guts to face me, the slime!!
I’m so angry I could eat my beard.
It’s settled. I’m a pirate, am I not?
He must die. I’ll follow him to his little troubador school, sack the place and hang him from the mizzen. Maybe even make a little profit in the meantime.